Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit fame has this wonderful post (quoted in its entirety):
GAIA'S REVENGE: SUV hits an eco-friendly mass transit bus, careens into a greenhouse. And, of course, there's a huge heat wave in the Northeast. The Goddess is angry. Probably because of the Al Gore "sex poodle" incident. I guess we'd better push him into a volcano or something to appease her.